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Every Unhinged Thing I Had to Do to Be Taken Seriously at Work
On bronzer, fur coats, pants, mom cards, and the toolkit that kept me alive in rooms full of men twice my age.
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Sheridan Guerrette
How I Lied My Way Into Power Before I Could Legally Order a Vodka Soda
Proof that audacity beats qualifications every single time.
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Sheridan Guerrette
When The Angels Come Out
On blue skies and letting this week be simple.
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Sheridan Guerrette
Ordained, Deranged, and Dangerously Into Yogurt
A completely unsolicited list of things about me that reveal both character and probable brain damage.
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Sheridan Guerrette
When Love Turns into a Blizzard
My 2 a.m. rescue run through a snow-packed cul-de-sac—and the hard-earned rules you need when someone you care about threatens to end it all.
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Sheridan Guerrette

July 2025

Road Trip Debrief
Tune in tomorrow at 9/8 Central for a special episode of What Sheridan Said
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Sheridan Guerrette
Why I’d Rather Melt Than Hit the Gym
Confessions from a sweat-phone and the unexpected way silence fuels my biggest breakthroughs
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Sheridan Guerrette
To The Girl Who Cries Wolf
Scattering My Story Everywhere, and a Fiery Plea to Stop Crying Wolf Before It Costs
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Sheridan Guerrette
From Mugshot to Miracle: My Harrowing Journey for My Shadow
Inside the late-night seizures, roadside chaos, and an emotional low that only a Dinosaur could fix.
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Sheridan Guerrette

June 2025

This Week I Blacked Out (Twice), Got Hit with a Mallet, and Accidentally Took Out a Couple on a Date
How poetry, go-karts, and three exes nearly took me out in the same week
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Sheridan Guerrette
The Spy, the Storm, and the Slam I Didn’t Perform
Free episode 💋 — I almost read a poem. I definitely spun like a tornado. My dad made the news. And no, I’m not a spy (but thanks for asking).
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Sheridan Guerrette
When the Poem Is About Me
Poetry, trauma, and plunging necklines: This poem might ruin your day, wreck your makeup, or fix your whole life.
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Sheridan Guerrette
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